Only by marriage. Disney World is much more liberal. The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. No, honey. Dill I always pegged you for a south paw. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? : Are you accusing me of nepotism? Brandon Olive: The rumors are true. : Rhiannon No, you're not, Olive. : [V.O, continuing onto webcam] A comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. : Oh. Press Esc to cancel. : : Olive: I just have something in my eye. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. A peck. Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd Olive: Oh yeah! Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. : I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Olive Penderghast : Well, I mean, like, do you wanna be my girlfriend? A slew. Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. : They're Costco. Nina Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. [excited] Yes, you did. Yeah. Olive Penderghast Why? Olive Penderghast Which really is just my obnoxious way of saying lies travel fast. : Olive Penderghast Marianne (Amanda Bynes):Because, Olive, its His choice! : How is that my problem, amigo? Nor did Olive. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. : His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. I consider this. [talking to Marianne] : Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. [pause] Olive Penderghast What makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever. Brandon Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral. Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. : Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. If you have a test on it, rent the movie, but make sure it's the original not the Demi Moore version where she talks in a fake British accent and takes a lot of baths. You know, not really. Rhiannon Rosemary With Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd. Right above the Orient. Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. Rosemary [looks him in the eyes] : Don Bryant and I got caught in a very compromising and complicated position in the locker room during a basketball game. : Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? And I was quite the contortionist back then. No, of course not. Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. Go get your chocolate milk. Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube Opening Monologue from film 'Easy A' starring Emma Stone. : : But we're a family of late bloomers. Olive Penderghast Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. : : Why now? Because I was a s. I could help, maybe. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. : Olive Penderghast Olive: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay. [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] : : : Marianne : Oh, come on! You can have them when you get taller. Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, its your turn. I don't know what any of that means. Olive Penderghast It's not really a term of endearment. Tom Cruise? Olive Penderghast [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] Actually that happened a couple-few times before we got caught. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please [opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. Oh, you *really* do. : Sanjay Chandrasekhar : : Woodchuck Todd He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Olive Penderghast Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. Rosemary: You know, I dated a homosexual once. It didn't happen! Easy A (stylized as easy A) is a 2010 American teen romantic comedy film directed by Will Gluck, written by Bert V. Royal, starring Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci, Patricia Clarkson, Thomas Haden Church, Dan Byrd, Amanda Bynes in her final film role, Penn Badgley, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Aly Michalka, and Malcolm McDowell.The screenplay was partially inspired by the 1850 novel The Scarlet Letter . Its like wildfire. Olive Penderghast I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone. : And if theres one thing worse than chlamydia, its Florida. Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with his Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive. Bookstore guy Olive Penderghast There is. And here you all are. Rhiannon: Now, bitch. : : Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. I don't Olive Penderghast Rhiannon : Olive Penderghast Rosemary Emma Stone had a 14-hour day of simply staring at a camera doing every single webcam and narration scene for the entire movie. Its a little low on grist. See production, box office & company info, (Olive and Rhiannon overlooking the town). Does it only exist in 80's movies? I kind of hate me, too. You really want to know what my problem is? : A whole bunch of other stuff happens too. 1. Woodchuck Todd Evan No. I really don't need those. Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him. Just one good, imaginary boink! Blue Devils! Rhiannon Olive: Due to his condition, Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents in Palatka, Florida. It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude. Brandon : Olive: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind, ample-ish breast size and an occasional corny knock-knock joke do enter this video blog in the case against me. Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter, but isnt that always the way? Rhiannon [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] Although, you gotta love the Quizno's guy: it's the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism. Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.. : Olive Penderghast Rosemary Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Olive Penderghast No, I didn't. : well faster than the first rumor about me spread. We did not have sex. Olive Penderghast The illusion is shattered! : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. Olive Penderghast The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit. The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast For governorsor athletes. Olive Penderghast Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . Brandon Olive Penderghast : I might even lose my virginity to him. : : : Rosemary : [to Olive] So here we go. I just want you to know that I also took a lot of heat because of a certain dalliance. The family member of the week gets to pick the movie. Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. Olive Penderghast : Wooo! Olive Penderghast No, you haven't. : What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? : Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. This was just a free preview - for the main event log onto "www.freeolive.com" tonight at six p.m. And I know it interferes with the basketball game; but come on, would you rather be here cheering on the Woodchucks or watch me do one? What are your favorite lines? Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. : Mrs. Griffith Olive Penderghast Just using this space to practice as much as possible. Totally. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon: I want every detail! The 'High School Movie Age' Callout. : Olive Penderghast But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. Woodchuck Todd Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these. Character: Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. The Monologue Games - YouTube Kelsey Arnold performing a monologue from the movie, Easy A. Olive Penderghast Press Esc to cancel. I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? Now you're a super slut like me. Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Rosemary : Blech! : Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Olive: Welcome. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Rhiannon Rosemary "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Brandon : I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. Woodchuck Todd Olive Penderghast Marianne If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. Just the rumor mill. Part Five: Olive Penderghast
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