Cpl. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I assure you I shall give the Gestapo my complete cooperation, Major Hochstetter. Quotes Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : You will all stay away from that rocket. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Can't hold their liquor. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What do they want, Klink? Signed General Jodl for the F?hrer." Sgt. You must be daft! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Colonel Wilhelm Klink. No matter who you're calling it's still the wrong number because I don't even have a phone! : Sgt. Who is that woman? Oh, they're great goose-steppers, but nothing on the dance floor. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [after Newkirk and Carter have been caught escaping] They weren't really trying to escape. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I am sure it's not necessary to tell you what will happen to you should there be an escape, hmm? Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have practically ensured the success of the "Klink Plan". Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is it at your camp, Klink? Col. Robert E. Hogan: To buy something. And I am operating *under direct authority of the German General Staff*. Let's knock out that bridge. 9.61K subscribers Subscribe 64K views 2 years ago This is a compilation of all of the times Major Hochstetter ever said "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here". Sgt. I was playing pinochle with Captain Broomschmeel. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! - quotes.net You can transfer to a frontline combat unit. Cpl. Peter Newkirk: You don't mean our Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Time changes things, God changes things, the dictators change things, but writers can't change anything. You can depend on me. Imagine the morale boost to those young flying chaps, setting down in dear old England between a carpet of crimson geraniums. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. Col. Robert E. Hogan: LeBeau, my boy, I'm holding you in reserve. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. Now, I know what you're thinking - I'm a writer; why don't I write it myself? Col. Robert E. Hogan: What can I say? Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: So you have told me and told me and told me! Sgt. Andrew Carter: Sure. She looks like her brother. Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a great personal loss to me. PDF HOGAN'S HEROES: ESCAPE - SimplyScripts Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there? Quotes Cpl. Carter, keep working oh, you do have insurance? Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: My darling. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You fool! Official Sites Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Oh, I don't know. [Hogan pulls out two pieces of cake from behind his back] Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. Col. Robert E. Hogan: There's a rule or something? Col. Wilhelm Klink: This time tell me the good news first. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [to Col. Klink] Who would want to escape from all this beauty? Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, if you ever escape Sgt. We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If I do, I'm liable to shoot him myself. Here's my reward. General von Rauscher The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. Louis LeBeau: And I cooked that whole pot of chow mein with sauerkraut. Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? Col. Wilhelm Klink The Gestapo is taking over. I've doubled the tower guards, the searchlights. I'm a prisoner. : Quotes.net. Major Hochstetter That *is* bigger than a piano. She must be an orangutan. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist. What is going on there? : Hogan's Heroes / YMMV - TV Tropes General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Neither am I. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, close the gates! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Herr General. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [boys are polishing Klink's car] These boys polish the car every time I come to see you. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? Colonel Klink: That raid was a complete failure! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Maybe the Major didn't mean it when he said 'heads will roll.' Peter Newkirk: [looking at the burnt money in his hand] It's the story of my life. [Hogan's men react angrily when he volunteers to help rebuild the Adolf Hitler Bridge in exchange for Klink's promise to reopen the recreation hall]. Andrew Carter: You Germans can't get together on *anything.*. Officer: [approaches Hogan] Might I assist you? Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Hogan: Lucky for you, we're going to get you out of this country. Carter? Witness? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter I mean, the Klink here - you don't mean him. Colonel Klink: Glad to have you with us, Captain. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter You're not gonna get anything out of me. Col. Robert E. Hogan Hans Georg Schultz: No, no. It's in the neighborhood. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink explaining the purchasing plan] I understand they're already beginning to call it the "Klink Plan". Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, now that you mention it, so would I. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not long enough, Klink. Andrew Carter: Three firecrackers and a can of lighter fluid. Traitors, all of them. Hogan's Heroes - Wikiquote Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: YOU GIVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A PRISONER? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, you meant the lady in the red dress, and she has been eating steadily for an hour and a half. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're still going to send me home, aren't you? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [draws gun, pointing it to LeBeau's head] Take your choice, huh: waltz, foxtrot, or shot as an escaping prisoner. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Be quiet and listen to the music! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: First suppose you tell me what you were doing there. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm really not in need of another officer. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Oh, Nimrod is a very brilliant man. That's worthy of Himmler himself, Major. Was it really Colonel Crittenden who was responsible for yesterday? General von Rauscher Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Col. Robert E. Hogan: But you'll have to eat it there. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But, But this is classified, General. Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Personally? The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. [Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]. Hogan stopped kneading the knot forming on his back and stared at Klink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, we are centrally located. Who is this man and what is he doing here! Hans Georg Schultz: You said it, big boy. Freddy is a chimpanzee. "Hogan's Heroes Quotes." General: What is this, you are not Gestapo? Please. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Speak up, Schultz. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on holiday at the ski lodge] Well, I'm here to forget all about the war for awhile. Hans Georg Schultz: Could I think about that, Herr Commandant? I want you to give that a lot of thought on your way to the Eastern Front. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Some of the gang back in Berlin. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. Colonel Sitzer: [Klink has just been told he is to receive an award] You will be presented with an award and a national radio hookup. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. [a German guard is fending off POW Newkirk from a restricted area]. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. Radio Host: [Hogan pretends to be a Nazi sympathizer to get on German radio and discredit a propagandist] You read Mein Kampf, I believe. Sunday edition. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I intend to nail the prosecutor's fat hide to the wall. (a beat)Orders from the Fuhrer himself were not to surrender and to fight to the death. That'll be great! My dear Major, there is no danger of it firing Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter arrives] Ah, General Burkhalter it is so good to see you again. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, I could not believe it myself. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: yeah, yeah ,yeah, yeah. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The highest authority? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [at the rehearsal of the wedding Hilda dressed as the bride] I do not recall giving permission to Fraulein Hilda to be part of this. Technical Specs. This whole thing doesn't makes sense. Hans Georg Schultz: [savoring the irony] All this beauty! Major Hochstetter: Heads will Roll! - YouTube Col. Robert E. Hogan: You must know some nice kids. HOCHSTETTER GETS THE DROP ON THE KILLER, IN MAJOR HOCHSTETTER, GESTAPO H ow's that for a provocative title? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Kinch, you go with Carter and help him set up his bomb factory in Tunnel Number 3. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Outraged] Or, you could be Big Fat Schultz Who Goes Swift And Sure To The Russian Front! James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter.
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